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2011-11-25 05:58 pm

The Dawn Treader

Movie: The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
Starring: Georgie Henley, Skandar Keynes, Will Poulter, Ben Barnes, and Simon Pegg.
Released Nationwide: December 10, 2010
DVD Released: April 8, 2011
Stars: 3 1/2

Based on the C.S. Lewis book of the same name, this is the story of what happens when Lucy and Edmund return to Narnia for the third, and final time. Along with them comes their cousin Eustace, who is convinced in the beginning that he has been kidnapped by crazy people. The children meet up with Caspian as soon as they arrive, and set out on a quest to reclaim seven swords that have been blessed by Aslan.

Here there be spoilers )

This once was rather better than the adaptation of Prince Caspian and is certainly worth at least a rental.
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2011-08-23 08:49 pm

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Movie: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Starring: James Franco, Freida Pinto, John Lithgow and Andy Serkis.
Released Nationwide: August 5, 2011
Stars: 3 1/2

James Franco's character of Will is trying to create a cure for Alzheimer's disease by testing a genetically engineered retrovirus on chimpanzees so that he can help his father (who suffers from the disease). The retrovirus gives the chimps increased intelligence, and after the chimp that seems to show the most improvement in intellect goes on a rampage after believing that her baby was threatened, the project is scrapped. Will takes the baby chimp home and raises him in secret, discovering that the increased intellect was passed on to the baby (which is named Caesar). Caesar soon becomes part of the family, and years later (after the retrovirus proves to no longer be effective), Caesar attempts to protect Will's father from perceived danger. Because of this, Caesar is forced to live in a primate sanctuary, and while there he becomes a dominant force amongst the other primates. He soon figures out how to free himself from his cage, as well as from the facility, and he gets a hold of a newer, more powerful version of the antivirus. After exposing the other primates to an airborne form, he attempts to free them all from their prison.

Here there be spoilers )

This one is worth checking out in at least a matinee format.
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2011-07-27 08:40 pm

Captain America: The First Avenger

Movie: Captain America: The First Avenger
Starring: Chris Evans, Hayley Atwell, Sebastian Stan, Tommy Lee Jones, Hugo Weaving, Dominic Cooper, Stanley Tucci, and Toby Jones.
Released Nationwide: July 22, 2011
Stars: 3 1/2

This film is based on the comic book about Captain America, a soldier during WWII who is routinely turned away from joining the army because of multiple issues with him not being physically desirable to be a soldier. However, he is picked to be a part of a program to turn him into the perfect soldier. Soon after he is changed by the program, sabotage takes the whole thing down and kills the scientist who is in charge of the research. After becoming the army's tool, the cap takes matters into his own hands and begins going after the man who is responsible for the killing of the scientist (and who is trying to kill pretty much everyone).

Here there be spoilers )

This one is worth the check-out, even if you have to pay the full price for it.
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2011-07-19 08:08 pm

Harry Potter: The Deathly Hallows, Part 2

Movie: Harry Potter: The Deathly Hallows, Part 2
Starring: Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Ralph Fiennes, Maggie Smith, Alan Rickman, and Matthew Lewis.
Released Nationwide: July 15, 2011
Stars: 3

This is the second half of the book of the same name. In this last film, Harry must face Lord Voldemort to make sure that Voldemort cannot take over the world, or harm anyone else.

Here there be spoilers )
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2011-06-12 04:58 pm

Super 8

Movie: Super 8
Starring: Joel Courtney, Ryan Lee, Zach Mills, Riley Griffiths, Gabriel Basso, Kyle Chandler, Ron Eldard, and Elle Fanning.
Released Nationwide: June 10, 2011
Stars:2

A group of friends are working on making an amateur zombie film that they are hoping will win at the festival that they are planning on entering it in. In the process of filming one of the scenes at a train station, they witness a massive derailment of a passing train, and the camera that they are using happens to catch something escaping from the wreckage. The military quickly takes over their town, looking for what escaped from the train, and bring it back into custody. All the while, the kids are trying to figure out what is going on while they are trying to evade capture by the military (and as they are trying to keep themselves from being killed).

Here there be spoilers )

This film does not live up to the hype that seems to surround Abrams these days, and it's probably better to either skip it, or wait until you can catch it in a matinee.
reviewthat: (Movies: *gets popcorn*)
2011-06-11 06:50 pm

X-Men: First Class

Movie: X-Men: First Class
Starring: James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence, January Jones and Kevin Bacon.
Released Nationwide: June 3, 2011
Stars:3

This is a reboot of the X-Men movie series which takes place during the Cuban Missile Crisis of the late '60s. The first group of "X-Men" are enlisted to help Charles Xavier (Professor X) and Eric Lensherr (Magneto) stop a Russian ship from bringing missiles to Cuba and beginning World War III.

Here there be spoilers )

The film was fun to watch (as a film and as a game of "spot the star"), and is worth checking out.
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2011-05-15 03:16 pm

Thor

Movie: Thor
Starring: Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Tom Hiddleston, Anthony Hopkins and Stellan SkarsgÄrd.
Released Nationwide: May 6, 2011
Stars:3

This film is based on the Marvel comic "Thor" and tells the story of how Thor was banished from Asgard (the home of the Norse gods) when his father decides that he is not worthy of being the successor for the crown. As a result, he must go to earth and prove that he is worthy of being the next king.

Here there be spoilers )

This was a fun film, and certainly worth going to see as a matinee.
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2011-05-14 03:08 pm

Salt

Movie: Salt
Starring: Angelina Jolie, Liev Schreiber and Chiwetel Ejiofor.
Released Nationwide: July 23, 2010
Released on DVD: December 21, 2010
Stars: 3

Evelyn Salt is a CIA agent who is being chased by agents within the CIA after she is accused of being a sleeper agent from Russia. She claims that she is innocent, and tries to escape so that she can find her husband because she is afraid for his life.

Here there be spoilers )
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2011-04-16 08:17 pm

Soul Surfer

Movie: Soul Surfer
Starring: AnnaSophia Robb, Dennis Quaid and Helen Hunt
Released Nationwide: April 8, 2011
Stars: 2 3/4

Based on the real-life experiences of pro-surfer Bethany Hamilton, who overcame a shark attack (and the loss of her left arm) to realize her dream of becoming a professional surfer.

Here there be spoilers )

It is worth checking this one out, even if you only do it during a matinee.
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2011-04-09 09:50 pm

Hanna

Movie: Hanna
Starring: Saoirse Ronan, Eric Bana and Cate Blanchett
Released Nationwide: April 8, 2011
Stars: 2 3/4

This is the story of a girl, raised by her father in the artic circle to become the perfect assassin so that she could take revenge upon the woman responsible for the death of her mother.

Here there be spoilers )

This film was entertaining enough for a matinee, but probably not for full price.
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2011-04-02 04:17 pm

Hop

Movie: Hop
Starring: Russell Brand and James Marsden
Released Nationwide: April 1, 2011
Stars: 3

E.B. is the son of the reigning Easter Bunny, but when it comes time for E.B. to take over, he runs away to pursue his dream of becoming a drummer.

Here there be spoilers )

This one is worth taking the kids to, even if it's just at a matinee showing.
reviewthat: (Movies: *gets popcorn*)
2011-03-25 07:14 pm

Sucker Punch

Movie: Sucker Punch
Starring: Emily Browning, Abbie Cornish, Jena Malone, Vanessa Hudgens and Jamie Chung.
Released Nationwide: March 25, 2011
Stars: 2

After the death of her mother, and the accidental killing of her sister, Baby Doll is committed into an insane asylum by her step-father. Once inside, she begins putting together a plan to help her escape.

Here there be spoilers )

Skip this one, unless you want to check out the fight scenes, and then, wait until it comes out on Red Box.
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2011-03-21 08:56 pm

Limitless

Movie: Limitless
Starring: Bradley Cooper and Robert De Niro
Opened Nationwide: March 18, 2011
Stars: 3

This is the story of Eddie, a man who seems to have no direction or ambition, and who suddenly find himself being giving unlimited possibilities and potential. But with all of the good things that he's found himself the recipient of come with a price.

Here there be spoilers )

If anything, it was worth checking out at least as a matinee.
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2011-03-19 01:47 pm

Paul

Movie: Paul
Starring: Nick Frost and Simon Pegg
Opened Nationwide: March 18, 2011
Stars: 2 1/2

Two super nerds meet an alien who is attempting to get back home, while they are on a road trip around America's alien hot spots.

Here there be spoilers )

This is certainly something to check out during a matinee, but maybe not something you would bring the kids to (if you don't want them repeating swear words).
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2011-03-14 05:51 pm

The Adjustment Bureau

Movie: The Adjustment Bureau
Starring: Matt Damon, Emily Blunt, Michael Kelly and Anthony Mackie
Opened Nationwide: March 4, 2011
Stars: 2 1/2

This is the story of David and Elise. David is running for office, but when he's involved in a scandal, he ends up losing the race. Practicing his in a men's room, he meets Elise. They are instantly attracted to each other, but the Adjustment Bureau tries to keep them apart from the beginning.

Here there be spoilers )

Go for the matinee on this one, but don't pay full price for it.
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2011-03-11 08:09 pm

Red Riding Hood

Movie: Red Riding Hood
Starring: Amanda Seyfried, Gary Oldman, Shiloh Fernandez and Michael Shanks
Opened Nationwide: March 11, 2011
Stars: 4

This is a dark fantasy and reinterpretation of the folktale of Little Red Riding Hood.

Here there be spoilers )

I'd say to check it out, even if it means going to see it at full price.
reviewthat: (Movies: *gets popcorn*)
2011-03-10 05:13 pm

Rango

Movie: Rango
Starring: Johnny Depp and Isla Fisher
Opened Nationwide: March 4, 2011
Stars: 1 1/2

A pet chameleon is accidentally stranded in the desert, where he meets an armadillo who sends him on a quest to look for the spirit of the west. Along the way, he comes to a desert town inhabited by different animals, and he begins trying to save the town from losing what little bit of water it has left.

Here there be spoilers )

I'd say skip this one entirely.
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2011-03-05 03:13 pm

Beastly

Movie: Beastly
Starring: Alex Pettyfer, Vanessa Hudgens, Lisa Gay Hamilton and Neil Patrick Harris.
Opened Nationwide: March 4, 2011
Stars: 3 1/2

This is a retelling of the story of "Beauty and the Beast", set in New York in the present day.

Here there be spoilers )

See this one, at least at a matinee. Might not bring the little kids, but at least the tweens and above might enjoy it.
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2011-02-27 04:45 pm

The Last Station

Movie: The Last Station
Starring: Helen Mirren, Christopher Plummer, James McAvoy and Paul Giamatti
Opened Nationwide: December 23, 2009
DVD Release Date: June 22, 2010
Stars: 1

The story of the last days of Russian author Leo Tolstoy, and the efforts of Vladimir Chertkov to remove Tolstoy's wife from Tolstoy's will and put all of the author's work into public domain.

Here there be spoilers )

I'd say skip this one completely.
reviewthat: (Movies: Reel & Popcorn)
2011-02-26 05:53 pm

Drive Angry

Movie: Drive Angry
Starring: Nicolas Cage, Amber Heard, William Fichtner and Billy Burke.
Opened Nationwide: February 25, 2011
Stars: 1

Nicolas Cage plays John Milton, a man who breaks out of Hell so that he can save his granddaughter from being killed by a cult leader.

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All-in-all, I'd say skip it completely.